That's right. These cute, cuddly puppies will perish in the gaping maw of German singing sensation David Hasselhoff if you don't show up for the first installment of Bacardi & Cola's new night. It's at 332 E. 11th St. between First and Second aves. in the East Village. We begin 10:00-ish. It's a nice bar and we will provide a loosey-goosey soundtrack of britpop, punk, '80s, mopey English bands, etc. Show how much you love puppies.
Speaking of hott Bacardi & Cola action, Sunday's tsunami benefit was a huge success. After matching funds provided by BMG, the organizers managed to raise some $8,000 for AmeriCares relief efforts. Also, we played a good set and the crowd was friendly and very awesome. Also also, there was free, endless Carlsberg on tap... so I became deeply, profoundly inebriated. Thanks to those of you who made the long journey to Queens. Special thanks to God, for giving us the good judgement to not play "Wave of Mutilation."
And now the news: As TSpinks called to tell us the other day, celebrity juggernaut Brennifer has died. The question is, if Brad and Jennifer can't make it work, is there hope for any of us? The tabloids claim that Brad had a dalliance with horrid bitch-goddess Angelina Jolie, but after seeing her bare celebrity boobies (and bad acting) in the abysmal Taking Lives, the management cannot endorse these ridiculous theories. Jennifer's celebrity boobies are far superior, and celebrity husbands rarely trade down. Sometimes they'll take a chance on a young, athletic rookie who can play a variety of positions, but they don't pick up aging veterans with limited upside and declining skills.
Oh, one last thing: you should really run out and get Futureheads tickets the second you get a chance. If you fail to do so, the management will instruct The Hoff to remove his bikini briefs.
**UPDATE: check out the radio spot for Britney's new scent!!! [link via Ultragrrrl]
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